Best friend

he is the biggest asshole you know but you both have every interest

your Best Friend: hey can i have some of yo chips?

You: No

Your Best F:riend ( leans over and takes all of your chips)

You: fuck you

Your Best Friend: fuck you to.

You: wanna play some SMASH BROS

Your Best Friend : sure

by best waffle fry June 1, 2018

best friend

one of them gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly

by nimahewo November 4, 2020

Best Friend

Someone Who Loves You And Is Always There For You When No One Else Is.

'im glad your my best friend.'

by Sandra_ November 17, 2017

best friend

kunjal

Kunjal = best friend

by siya__ December 7, 2019

Best Friend

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.

Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.

by theChickenButt March 23, 2022

best friend

a best friend is the person you got to when you don’t think anyone else will take you. and a best friend is the one person who you can count on to say yes. and they do.

emily: i was crying pretty hard, so i texted madisyn. she really helped me like nobody else could. she’s my best friend.

julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.

by milliho beans🤐 May 3, 2018

best friends

a best friend isn’t someone who you’ve known the longest it’s someone who’s been there for you longer

fake person- were best friends

me- you were never there so no we aren’t

by lenny the beast May 28, 2019