Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

apocalypse

Apocalypse is the event that the indigenous May-May tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse to happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.

It's nostalgic to remember that when I was a kid in the 1980's, I worried that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the day I was going to start high school in Japan — like what the indigenous May-May tribe had predicted. Guess, it now turns out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989.

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.

Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.

by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz

It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!

by Not zombie February 7, 2024

Sassy man apocalypse

A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.

How did the Sassy man apocalypse come to be? Leader of the revolution Blaise D’Sylva

by copacabanachampion June 2, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025