Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.
by George John Washington October 6, 2020

Tessa Linnette Lavallee is the most beautiful woman in the world. she is so supportive of everything you do. She can make your day one thousand times better by just being there with you. She has to be an angel sent from heaven. She's insanely smart, she will outsmart you in everything you do. She has a boyfriend who can be a lot to handle and some how she does that. She's the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. There is no other like this one.
by Logang! May 27, 2022

Tessa is very stinky she does not smell very nice and does not have many friends other than furries. I can smell Tessa from here and she is bothering me.
by Hahaha you’re mad July 13, 2020

by formidablydense November 2, 2021

a girl who strives to be the best. she is always on top of things, but when things get tough she cracks. her room is not a typical virgo. there is trash everywhere. it is hard to walk by. a tessa is typically dumb and short. a dumb blonde some call it. she will grow up to be a trophy wife with her husband. she is something smart, not most of the time says stupid shit.
by pinkfluffydog January 7, 2022
