tessa

tessa is a one of a kind. you’ll make a joke about her when you first lay your eyes on her but later on you’ll become bestfriends. you might develop feelings and tell your friends about it, one of those friends will tell tessa and it will fuck your whole entire life up. you’ll fall into a depression and contemplating kys. but you’ll have a great time after that, tessa is the most supportive, genuine, and understanding girl or nonbinary person you’ll meet in your entire life.

this was based off my experience with a tessa:)

“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”

by violetisrlyhot June 14, 2023

Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

by Poot69 March 13, 2023

Tessa

Weirdo that likes anime and has a huge crush on Emily they love each other

Oh look at that nerd Tessa

by Bully Maguire Fr March 29, 2023

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023

Tessa

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.

man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.

by dtcfy June 19, 2021