Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.
Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
by Jontronisanazi January 24, 2018
Get the Teachermug. 
A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.
Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!
by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014
Get the Teachermug. A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018
Get the Teachermug. by Prettymuchboii April 18, 2019
Get the Teachersmug. 