mute-ant

A person seemingly unable to exchange simple pleasantries such as "hello", "how are you", and "goodbye". Often someone encountered only briefly (i.e. a cashier) but they may also be someone you see every day, such as a co-worker.

I just went to the drugstore to buy some toothpaste, and ended up having a one-sided conversation with the cashier.

Normal Person: Hi, how are you?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: How much for the toothpaste?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: (reads register and pays) Thanks, have a good night, you fucking mute-ant.
Mute-ant: ...

by ACNY November 18, 2009

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farm ant

1. A really big ant
2. A really fat person

guy 1 : woah look at the farm ant
guy 2 : DAMN ITS HUGE

by redneckgangster September 04, 2009

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Ant Burners

Extremely thick glasses. In a reference to the thickness of a magnifying glass which kids used to use to burn ants on a sunny day.

Dave: "Susie is thinking of getting lasik surgery."

Doug: "Good. Now she won't look like a tool in those ant burners."

by dick_knows January 20, 2010

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ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdon April 13, 2007

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satanic ant

The ants go marching down to hell hoorah, hoorah. The ants go marching done to hell hoorah, hoorah. The ants go marching down to hell the little one screams at satin "oh well" and they all go marching done to Hell to escape from the rain. Dun dun dun

A song created during math class when my friend and I were bored

by lol April 07, 2004

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