Product Review

They provide us with insight into a product’s service’s quality, function, and usefulness

I want to write a product review on the new IPhone 11.

by Product Review September 16, 2020

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Product review

They provide us with insight into a product’s or service’s quality, function, and usefulness.

I want to write a product review on the new Apple IPhone 11.

by Product Review September 16, 2020

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Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 22, 2018

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Stop reviewing your own product

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.

A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining

by Person 69420 April 03, 2025

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humanity review

A complain about how modern people make Thier decisions.

HUMANITY REVIEW: What the fuck is wrong with all these people. Hello! I'm Nobel and I'm gonna present to you my new tool that will allow us to gain resources way faster..... Or FUCK UP some people.... That's cool too!
Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have nuclear power that will guarantee hundreds of people energy..... and death!
"HEY LETS FU..."

by IQ007 June 18, 2017

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