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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix 

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Alphabet privelege

When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do
I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?
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Handsome priveledge 

Is where people treat you different because of your attractiveness. Some people argue that hot waiters get bigger tips at restaurants then overweight ones because of there appearance but there is no evidence to back these claims.
He got free pop and salad at the restaurant because he was broke, talk about handsome priveledge

Handsome priveledge 

Is where people treat you different because of your attractiveness. Some people argue that hot waiters get bigger tips at restaurants then overweight ones because of there appearance but there is no evidence to back these claims.
He got free pop and salad at the restaurant because he was broke, talk about handsome priveledge