platonic soulmate

a deep, meaningful connection with someone you're not romantically or sexually attracted to, but with whom you feel a strong sense of understanding, intimacy, and connection

rhyne and alisha are platonic soulmates

platonic soulmate by not allison/- April 18, 2025

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Platonic Bounce

1) Two friends who engage in a romantic and/or sexual relationship for any period of time, and then go back to being friends

2) Two romantic and/or sexual partners who remain good friends following the end of their relationship

Man 1 - “We got drunk and hooked up last night, but we both agree that it’s a one time thing.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”

Platonic Bounce by Jaythough August 15, 2025

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Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

Platonic Hate by untangy October 30, 2025

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