Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat
“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”
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"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.
by Azeban September 12, 2020
Get the Platonic Top mug.Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.
by Jen Harding October 17, 2020
Get the Platonic mug.Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat
by Art...1 August 1, 2022
Get the Platonic Boyfriend day mug.A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free
P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022
Get the Platonic musician crush mug.A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
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