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I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by grootunknown January 2, 2025
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Today

Today is the day that urbano gets access to legend_epsilon game
today i get access best deay of my life!!
by asifjamsw November 22, 2021
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today

I don't understand you today.
by Krkič January 22, 2020
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gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.
Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!
by naia😍 March 15, 2022
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
by crappyoi February 16, 2021
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Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?
Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?
by sya1233 April 8, 2025
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