Deez Nutz

You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a term for when somebody asks a simple question.

Jacob: What is today?
Sasha: Deez Nutz

by uraloser123 March 14, 2022

deez nutz

deez nutz on ur face

hi would you like to eat deez nutz

by TotallyNotKreekCraft July 1, 2022

deez nutz

a joke among internet people used to signify a persons genetalia.

Person 1: my names deez.
Person 2: deez what sir?
Person 1: deez nutz, GOTTEM.

by The Monkee September 4, 2022

streamline nutz

freshly shaven nutz(more commonly known as ballsack), commonly used before intercourse.

man i just shaved, now i got some streamline nutz

by mr. poopdiq March 6, 2010

deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021

Deez Nutz

To Deez someone Nutz

"knock knock"
"whose there"
"dee"
"dee who"
"Deez Nutz"

by Pixelz54 December 1, 2022