Cheeky nonce

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

Guzman nonce

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019

fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

Flag Nonce

A person, usually from the United Kingdom (see also: Gammon), who has their country's flag in their profile name or profile photo. Likely to be a paedophile (synonym - nonce).

Usually claim to be 'not a racist' but is that person who at any dinner party when the subject of racism becomes discussion will say "I'm not being racist, but".

Did you see Gary on Facebook posting against the BLM movement? He's a right flag nonce.

by b_uk July 7, 2020

turbo nonce

UK Slang for Peadophile, but can be used to slag one of your mates off

Max you are such a turbo nonce

by Jopaya June 23, 2019

I’m a nonce

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins

Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji

by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

drug nonce

An adult who purchases drugs from someone under the age of 18

A: Who is that dodgy bloke standing outside the youth centre?
B: Oh that's Dean, the drug nonce

by KineticX49 March 14, 2020