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think dump

a bowel movement that is taken when one has a tough problem that needs to be solved and a solution can only be found with 10 or more minutes of un-interrupted minutes on the toilet.
Anthony had a tough assignment at work, he promptly went to the bathroom to take a think dump.
by arcatchmang September 25, 2011
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Think Center

A place that anyone may go To collect their thoughts, ponder on subjects, and generally think.

To present oneself with an idea would be to think it.
The past-tense of thinking of something while in a Think Center would be to `Thinked`it.

To be Think Centered is to have elevated thought activity than normal.

Think Centers can be anywhere that accumulates higher levels of thought for one or more people, than a general area.

Examples: schools, desks, quiet places, classrooms, natural areas, Etcetera.

Think Centers are not officially established nor approved by any figure of authority. Their location are places of preference by any individual.
I thinked of a great idea!

Give me a second, I`m Think Centered

I cant`t do my math homework here, so I`m going to my Think Center.

I went to my Think Center alone because nobody else can be Think Centered there but me.
by Definitions Mechanicalized November 3, 2011
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thinking joke

when someone makes a double decker triple layered analysis-required joke that you need a harvard phd to understand
joe: man, this weather feels like someone ate a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
joe: yes
john: fuck you
by Duck0321 January 30, 2022
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Think London

Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.
"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"

"But they're all poor up North."

"Yeah and they smell like chips."

"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."
by ThinkBanter August 18, 2013
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Stink and Think

When at work you take an extra long bathroom break to enjoy some alone time.
I'll be back in an hour or so, I gotta go stink and think.
by stinkerthinker May 30, 2018
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herd thinking

people who don't think for themselves and follow the herd.
I just follow the last guy, I'm herd thinking
by uuuddd July 17, 2020
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Thinking about it

to be thinking about having sex with someone or thinking of a sexual position place or thing
Bro You remember when she grabbed my boner on accident

Your still thinking about it aren't you
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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