microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017

Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019