Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game

Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.

by maggebee February 18, 2021

Microwaved baloney

Yufbyugyfbtuvtryuerxcdffvv gfyvr^tr^gbt^. Gt^tg7*

You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017