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Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse
Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.
by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
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Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
by maggebee February 18, 2021
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Microwaved baloney

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by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023
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microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
by question,john November 10, 2020
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cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating
the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles
by cumbitch October 22, 2022
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Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
by Thompson27 February 26, 2021
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obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire
Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit
by TheZurg May 8, 2017
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