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Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020
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slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players
Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster
by tyler chapin May 23, 2008
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lobster fag

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
by Lord Mango May 15, 2018
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foot lobster

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes
Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.
by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017
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muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.
Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster
by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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Knob lobster

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
by CK1052 June 22, 2021
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