jonathan

jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys

robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock

by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019

Jonathan

He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox

Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck

by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019

Jonathan

An amazing young ladd. Is cammonly married with women named Anessa

Damn jonathan you are great

by Ohyesman1203 June 19, 2018

Jonathan

A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.

Hey what your name?
My name is Jonathan!
Oh hey Tree boi

by MLGsucci March 8, 2019

Jonathan

One small boi.

That’s it.

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.

by Nartima October 16, 2019

Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.

Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.

by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019