Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

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Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

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Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

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jerky ox

In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.

"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."

by delli June 29, 2007

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jerky sleeves

n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.

n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.

n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.

n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.

by Tomakazi7322 December 24, 2007

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