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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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Jackhammer

A position used in intercourse where the man will hill hold his partner upside down by the legs with his partners head on the bed. The man will then stick his penis into the girls vagina and make sex
Girl: oh my god Toby made me his jackhammer last night

Girl 2: oh I fucking love the jackhammer
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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