Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

The transitive property

If I steal a sandwich from a gas station I haven't somehow defeated the gas station owner and, therefore, get to keep the sandwich and/or get paid instead of the gas station.

Hym Iam "That's not how the transitive property works."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2026