juan hernandez-rico

SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition

Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen

by Fromthekid January 29, 2015

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Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

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Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Are SalsasulitoyuluhuS

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std catching baseball whore. can't keep a man because she goes and sucks his homies dick. smokes stigs and sucks dick cause she can't get good grades. talks shit about everyone even tho the bitch got a lazy eye and looks like sid.

"brianna hernandez gave me an std"
"me too man"

by gossip slut 305 October 6, 2019

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Patty Hernandez

A rat who will love u very much unless u break their heart or hurt them.

I love patty hernandez, shes so amazing

by Nunya <3 July 14, 2021

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Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

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