Hans Magnus is the kind of person that plays ALOT of MMORPG's, If not playing he is most likely to sit around watching an anime meant for 13-year old kids, or watching hentai porn. He also is a huge keyboard Warrios defending his honor over the interwebz, also makes him feel awesome and kewl. Another important fact is that a Hans Magnus Nerdrages over the smallest things
"I'd love to come out with u guys, but im having a Hans Magnus moment" And
" WHATTAFACK I LOST 10gold"
" WHATTAFACK I LOST 10gold"
by Septembermonkey92 October 15, 2009

A person that loves cock and ball torture. Bro the cuckold connoisseur, lesbian litigator, vagina vetter, squirt squire, beastiality baron, sounding sergeant, anal admiral, and many more to come and cum. To sum him up in one word, ambition. Digressing, he holds many coveted achievements. With a 7-inch cock and a 7-time streak for premature ejaculation, he trumps the previous holder. (Formerly known as Swicyz.)
Other than his extensively extravagant involvement in the adult film industry, a Jay Han is commonly seen frequenting the early childhood development agency. Not to worry, his proclivity to do so comes with upmost prudence.
In this VUCA world, Jay Hans are a vehicle of chadness and carriers of all STDs. Thus, let him proselytize you. And last but definitely not least, it is paramount you caress your frenulum on his forearm veins to amass girth.
Other than his extensively extravagant involvement in the adult film industry, a Jay Han is commonly seen frequenting the early childhood development agency. Not to worry, his proclivity to do so comes with upmost prudence.
In this VUCA world, Jay Hans are a vehicle of chadness and carriers of all STDs. Thus, let him proselytize you. And last but definitely not least, it is paramount you caress your frenulum on his forearm veins to amass girth.
by Jesper Joey December 5, 2021

A fat bitch with huge titties that will suck the soul out of you when she’s feeling generous but whoop your ass when you piss her off. When Big Han unleashes there’s no stopping that pissed off bitch. Big Han loves her snacks and typically sits home flicking her bean all day after eating a family size bag of Doritos using the cheese dust to line up her pussy.
by HC19 August 29, 2019

The term "Hans Oluf," is the gang slang in the Faroe Islands, for being short and fat.
You are a Hans Oluf.
You are a Hans Oluf.
by Faggghut February 14, 2020

by Qamza April 28, 2020

Cheng-Han is a Advanced CPU Mii in Wii Party U. In Wii Sports Club, He is only a teammate in Baseball.
Cheng-Han can also be a person.
by KingLF5 April 18, 2019

Han Jisung being one of the most HANsome member of Stray Kids also one my other reason to keep living. Han Jisung is the brightest star there is with his gummy smile, beautiful eyes, his amazing face features like the mole on his left side of his face but also one of the reasons i STAY.
by urloverleft January 3, 2022
