Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011

Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst

When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.

by Liberal Digger June 21, 2011

Guardian AKFRUBEIL

Protecters of FELBJATIVES AND FELBJrATIVES FELBJASHES FROM THE FALLEN AKFRUBEILS OF ALL THE UNITED UNIVERSE'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Guardian's of the kingdom of gomightybjis gomightydjis. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created guardian akfrubeils. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 30, 2021