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Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.
“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.
by Maggie T November 21, 2025
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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Meme guardian

A meme guardian: a guardian designed to protect the universe, assigned with a partner.

They protect the avatar using the power of memes

There are 5 guardians. Smg0, smg1, smg2, smg3, and smg4.
(6 if you count Niles)
“I am a meme guardian. My name is smg4,

I’m the 5th meme guardian.
by Arand75 March 28, 2024
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Guardians 2

Shorthand for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. AKA the best marvel movie. Fight me
"Sup loser, wanna go watch Guardians 2? Its hella good"
"Shut up gremora simp"
by imabigkidnowlolxd June 16, 2022
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