When you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your balls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy Gonzales. It's a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.
That Mexican food made me pee out of my butt earlier. I was in a hurry when I wiped and spread Nutella. Later that night I gave my girl a filthy Gonzales.
by DirtyGonzales September 4, 2014
Get the Filthy Gonzales mug.A dickhead who is also a fuck-boy but can be nice sometimes when he is not falling for people. plays baseball thinks he the best he is not the best . Cant tell when there is a problem, blind when in love,doesn't communicate.But he can be funny. extremely annoying
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1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
Get the Skeety Gonzales mug.Talented 17 year old dancer born in Houston Texas. Chachi born as Olivia Irene Gonzales was born on Januray 23, 1996 in Houston Texas. She's the yougest of five siblings. She was givin the nickname Chachi which is short for muchachita meaning little girl in spanish, by her family. At the age of 5 she started dancing Ballet and trained for three years. But when watching a hip hop dancing group " Marvelous Moom" perform she became hooked onto hip hop dancing and immedately asked her mom to switch her to Hip Hop. She started dancing for 8 and luckily the school Chachi went to also had a Hip Hop class. At first Chachi was shy but after picking up, she became better and eventually the teacher asked her to lead the class. When Chachi was 15 she auditioned for thecrew I. aM. Me and the crew memeber jaja, Emilio, Brendan, Phillip and moon audtioned and were on ABDC. THey won the shows. Season 6 champions. Chachi does workshops all over the world and teacher classes in Houston as well. Amazing Beautiful Soul!
MOM: WOW amazing dancer who is she?
Me: MOMM! THATS CHACHI GONZALES! how do you not know her? you needa get out more often!?
Me: MOMM! THATS CHACHI GONZALES! how do you not know her? you needa get out more often!?
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Get the PULL A JESSE GONZALES mug.Originates from the term we all know "Speedy Gonzales" - but is tweaked to the term "Needy Gonzales" and meant to describe those people we work with, are friends with or related to that seem to need more validation than they can ever get. They either over post on facebook, twitter, etc, the stupid boring things they are doing at all times, or, make you feel uncomfortable by how sensitive they are in meaningless everyday conversations. They are a step beyond being just douchey. They are uber needy. Therefore they can be described as "Needy Gonzales". Can be abbreviated to "Needy G".
"Well I try not to post all my vacation photos on facebook, cuz it makes you look like a Needy Gonzales", aka Needy G.
"He would be cool if he wasn't such a Needy Gonzales."
"He would be cool if he wasn't such a Needy Gonzales."
by Steflepp March 6, 2010
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