Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 02, 2019
A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit
Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"
"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
"the absolute desperation"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
by omegalidl June 16, 2019
Desperation is not the same as being in control of yourself.
The girl wanted to start taking control of other peoples lives despite never really having had control of herself. Most of her life was an attempt to get people to start paying attention to her and stop rejecting her and going about their lives, which was true desperation.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019