Conversation bitch

A person who becomes one's bitch during conversation. Usually because they're trying so hard to get in that person's pants that they'll talk about anything.

Third party observer: Please observe as I casually stroll by this conversation bitch.



Girl: So I have this collection of teddy bears at my apartment, and...
Guy: Oh my god, right? That's so cool!

by EditedDownRealTalk February 5, 2009

conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.

Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."

by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009

seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.

All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."

by mamma murder August 12, 2010

total conversion

A total conversion when used with respect to video games, is a type of mod that alters the game to such a degree that it either no longer, or very loosely resembles the original game.

Because "Counter Strike" was created as a total conversion of "Half Life", the gameplay is completely different.

by Russell M August 22, 2005

double conversation

Usually through texting or IMing, two people are speaking to one another about a certain topic and during the delay on one of the person's responses, the other person puts in something irrelevant to what they are about to answer. When the other person finishes typing the first response, he/she then begin to respond to the irrelevant comment during the time the other person responds to the first answer. Thus continues a spiral of confusion which usually ends in them asking one another what they are talking about and what they are referring to, topic 1 or 2.

Jim: Hey did you see the new Tim Burton movie?
Anna: *Anna is typing...*
Jim: Oh and btw Lauren got a new puppy!
Anna: No I didn't see it yet. Is it good?
Jim: *Jim is typing...*
Anna: OMG a new puppy? What kind!
Jim: It was okay. More shitty music. I miss Danny Elfman's old stuff.
Jim: Its a chihuahua. Like her old one.
Anna:Yeah I miss it.
Jim: Yeah. It was so much more dynamic.
Anna: Wait.. what? Her old dog?
Jim: No, his music.
Anna: Whose music.
Jim: I'm confused..... sigh. I hate double conversations.

by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down September 12, 2012

conversation rape

When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.

Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.

Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?

Me: ...Go away.

by silencedoesn'tmeanconsent September 21, 2009

Conversation slut

Someone who jump into other people's conversations

Quinn is such a conversation slut, she jumps on Angelo and Rachael 's conversation like it's a dick

by WrxKillr January 25, 2016