Cheerio Head

A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.

Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.

by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025

Cheerio

He is a loving hamster and a funny companion

Aw, Cheerio is so cute today!

by I eat dog food February 10, 2019

hailo cheerio

hailo cheerio is anyone named hailey.

who just love harry styles - and have besties named val.

hailo cheerio makes me go UwU

by nodal el nopal September 15, 2021

Cheerio Rimmer

Where you Cheerios are placed in the anal crevice of a consenting sexual partner.

The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.

Barry gave me the best Cheerio Rimmer last night.

by MaxRiffage December 1, 2021

cheerio head

A cheerio head is a boy with blonde and very curly hair, he is often very funny and likes to do british accents.

Lola: " who is that"

John: " thats just cheerio head"

by dkwbebshrieieneb June 27, 2022

German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021