Celebrity Text

When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.

Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.

Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.

by GLethal85 December 13, 2012

Celebrity Years

Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.

Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!

Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.

Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.

by Jasey Rae Rae January 29, 2010

Celebrity crush

Johnny Depp i

A:Why is he your celebrity crush?

B: 'Cause he is hot.

by Dumb.cookie March 19, 2019

Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.

"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.

by Tdog13 April 7, 2010

Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.

John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

Celebrity Effect

Feeling a way towards a person ( or celebrity ) because you don’t know how it truly feels. As in, making up a feeling you haven’t felt because you WANT to feel it. So, you force yourself to. It works with lesbian’s comphet, as being drawn towards male celebrities.

“I really thought I liked that guy but it turned out it was just the celebrity effect.”

by Thewrench April 24, 2022

The masked celebrity

The weirdest show were 5 dumbass celebs try to figure out wich celebrity is behind a mask singing.

John:have you heard of the masked celebrity Joe:no John:then your not dumb

by Hi ur mom is straight February 16, 2019