Brandon

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020

Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?

Pull a Brandon on minecraft.

by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.

Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.

by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019

Brandon

A complete dickhead

I hate that Brandon

by Pese January 10, 2016

Brandon

brandon is the love of my life....

Brandon 'Marry me......"

by bslove February 3, 2010

Brandon

a sexy beast with eyes that can hypnotize. yumm!

Wow! That guy must be a Brandon.

by xmygunxyourfacex October 16, 2009

Brandon

The most amazing boyfriend in the world. The most affectionate and warm-hearted friend. Not afraid to feel emotions or to let others feel theirs. Great listener. AMAZING partner! Keeps romance alive. Will make you believe in fairy tales again!

Brandon will send a single red rose through the drive up at your work and leave before you even know what happened, just to wait outside for you by your car.

by harper wesley February 4, 2010