bead

see thot, hoe, piece, biddy

"that girl was so drunk and stupid last night"
"yeah man, what a bead"

by Officer.falcon January 11, 2019

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

brown bead

When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.

Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!

by Kaerfasti January 27, 2022

Bead

Short for Anal bead it’s a rather unpleasant but useful insult to those you detest

Jack your such a bead!

What a bead!

by Chesterberg123 July 23, 2019

Bead

A buddy that you have a crush on.

Origin: word mash of Bea & Buddy.

Pronounced: Bay-d or Bay-duh or…

Buddy 1: “Do you remember your Bea from last year?”

Buddy 2: “Yea, so.”

Buddy 1: “Well you are my Bead now.”

by Sleepy Creep July 2, 2022

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022