Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.

My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.

by MR WOLF June 15, 2010

Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022

bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023