Beady 

Adj. Describes someone who is easily startled, twitchy, and skittish.

Ariane was acting so beady at the library today.

Beady by dairyanne April 23, 2022

Alaskan Beads 

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

Alaskan Beads by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

double beadle 

The act of fisting either anal or vaginal by someone with both hands and the fister has small hands.

Named after British celebrity Jeremy Beadle

Terri: "Sam why are you walking funny today?"

Sam: "Gary gave me a double beadle last night, it was amazeballs.
Terri: "The guy with the tiny hands?"

double beadle by Craggnarr March 20, 2017

seb beadle 

slang for a “posh twat” or rather someone who votes conservative (a tory)

me: hello old chum

y/n: oh you’re such a seb beadle

seb beadle by hungry_mama_2k20 October 30, 2020

Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
. ....- / . ..... / -.- . ..--- / -.- . --...

Anal Beads by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022

mexican rosary beads 

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

mexican rosary beads by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Italian anal beads 

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

Italian anal beads by Topboonter March 29, 2020