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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.
Dude, jack has a total baguette.
by Endei October 2, 2023
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Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.
by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019
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Baguette

A french delicacy.
I must say, it is delicious.
Hey did u see that meme I sent you that had Lafeyatte as a baguette??
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
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nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit
by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018
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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
mugGet the Nutella Baguettemug.

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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