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Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".
"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021
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Zach

Zach’s are good looking guys who can be mellow or the centre of a party depending on the situation. They often dress well and have a good fashion sense. Zachs are very loyal and will always stick with his friends. They are very trustworthy and is the perfect person to talk to
When i have a son I hope he is a Zach
by Kinkeechang May 13, 2019
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Zach

A kid who don't care about your feelings or you if you do him wrong he don't like fake people he stays low he only likes few he don't like people in school except few he can be cool but if u don't like him he don't care about what you think he stays to his self
Zach don't care about you.
by Stxckup November 28, 2017
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Zach

Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
by dghmjhk,.mkhggdfsfghjk,jhgfdsd February 24, 2022
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Zach

A pissy little bitch who gets upset when he doesn't get what he wants, also he's very gay who has a measly bodycount of 1
"Oh look at that cunt what a pussy"
"I know right, looks like zach"
by @therealharoldhegarty June 3, 2019
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Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
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Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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