Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
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by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019
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by lol.lemons January 5, 2019
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Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
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