jens-christian

The best guy you'll ever meet. Adorable, smart, handsome, hot and of course beautiful. You'll never meet a guy like him again, and it would kill you to lose him.

FUCK, Jens-Christian is such a pure doggo

by Betk February 24, 2017

Jens-Marius

Jens-Marius is a man who is very nice, and a complete gentleman. He is often defeated in arguments. He drives a red car, and like beavers.

That guy is such a Jens-Marius.

You're such a douche, why can't you be more of a Jens-Marius.

by Idvi July 29, 2012

Eathan Jennings

Eathan Jennings is a gay ass chemistry teacher who is so atheist he frequently sends people out of the class for saying "bless you" after someone sneezes.

Person one: *reading bible*
Person two: Yo dude put that bible away, here comes Eathan Jennings!

by HTHSbarstool May 23, 2019

jen ventura

a very pretty girl. she always has guys in love with her. they are just too nervous to tell her. she falls in love, a lot. everyone falls for her. she is a very likable person. she is funny, cute, and extremely nice. she also feels alone, so just go up to her and give her a big hug! she will fall in marry a guy named david, sean, or vincent. so look out for them! overall, she is a great person!

oh, look! it's jen ventura! the girl with the amazing personality.

by hott stuffff October 23, 2011

The Jennings Principle

The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.

According to the Jennings principle, Will has no shot with Megan

by The Hreet January 11, 2010

Brandon Jennings

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.

If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.

by everyone>jennings December 22, 2010

jen the tank

a person who is completly tankedd
abnormally strong and a complete beast
sellers, kyle, kent, and brian all compare to jen the tank when in 3rd hour gym
JEN THE TANK!!!!

dood that guy is like jen the tank

ughhh jen the tank

by BIG TIME PLAYYAA HOMES January 20, 2009