The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
by ShitholeCountry68 January 18, 2018
Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'
by Bearfucker June 06, 2014
Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'
by Bearfucker June 06, 2014
meaning how are you doing.
by Jason Jampsh June 02, 2017
Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection
Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"
by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009
1) The male sex organ
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice
1) Boy: Hey suzie! look at this!
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 02, 2003
Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).
Thought to cure the common cold.
Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
by Gyre March 25, 2008