Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

feed the chub

The act of eating

"I haven't had lunch yet. I need to go out and feed the chub."

by PeteTheDuke October 30, 2008

squatter chub

That boner you get when you squat down to take a shit

I went to poop in the woods and I got a squatter chub!!

by Pimpin1234 February 5, 2014

hot chubbing

Jerking off in the hot tub

I love hot chubbing. I hope my filters can handle the splooge tsunami.

by Stoolio nation January 10, 2014

Chub Whore

A woman who takes credit for every boner a dude has.

Woman: "So how did you get rid of your chub earlier?"

Man: "I tucked it in my waistband and it went away".

Woman: "Get real. It's because you went home and weren't around me anymore".

Man: "You are a chub whore".

by Dirty Hog Boy November 3, 2011

Chub scout

A homosexual called a "Lopez" who likes to ride bmx, and suck penis. Usually found in Sierra vista AZ

God your such a chub scout

by Ihatelopez6969 March 6, 2014

Chub Nugget

(noun) 1: Someone who is fat, but not completely obese. 2: Someone who has qualities that remind you of a McDonald's Chicken Nugget.

My little cousin just ate ice cream off of the ground. He's such a chub nugget.

by Drawde Hellfire November 17, 2009