Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

piper at the gates of dawn

the first album made by Pink Floyd. released first in the UK in 1967. three versions were released and all are different. the UK version and US version have most of the same songs, while the Japenese release has all of them. this was one of the best Pink Floyd albums because Syd Barret wrote about 95 percent of the songs, which automatically clasifies this at the genious level of musical tallent. While not the trippiest album by pink floyd, it is fun to trip out and listen to. Assholes who dont really listen to pink floyd and just name drop because they want to be cool will not really know of this album. they only know of the wall and dark side. this album is the most truly psychedelic of the pink floyd albums

non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?

by dont forget the eyedrops April 29, 2007

piper at the gates of dawn

debut album of the great pink floyd, british psychedelic at its best, released in 1967, considered on of the best floyd albums released.

piper at the gates of dawn is awsome, syd barrett was a genious

by kyle johnston August 6, 2006

put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005

Piper the diaper

My sleep paralysis demon

Please go away piper the diaper

by Strange death January 30, 2021