by R Hess January 16, 2009

by Scott Friedman June 11, 2006

Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.
by Ricers are dweebs June 9, 2004

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.
by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).
Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
by Cockzilla October 9, 2005

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!
by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!
by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019
