Library Shenanigans

When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.
Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"
by Rambona March 23, 2017
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stale steam library

When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play
Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"
by Jplays44 March 04, 2018
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library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.
Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?
by AP17 May 01, 2020
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Second Act Library

/sekənd/ /akt/ /ˈlīˌbrerē,ˈlīb(ə)rē/
noun, phrase

1. A term used to define a horror trope -- the period of a horror film (most often occurring in the latter half of the Second Act) where the hero/es research their foe/s in an effort to become more equally matched and equipped to battle them in the Final Act. Coined by screenwriter Kimberley Elizabeth.

eg. ~ Copyright-safe Google searches, Wikipedia scouring, Newspaper clippings, Microfiche scanning, and trips to the - you guessed it - Library.
When the characters of I Know What You Did Last Summer go to Billy Blue's sister's house and look through that yearbook, it was a total Second Act Library moment.
by Kimmi Kill Zombie March 02, 2021
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A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).
Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.
by SMFOL November 23, 2021
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UCD Library

A place of academic research excellence with an alleged tragic history where an ISF modmin took liberties with himself in the humanities section.
Does anyone know why this page hasn't been moderated in the last week?

The modmin is off wanking in the UCD Library
by cuntiessmaximus August 04, 2024
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Library Basement

The first floor of the law school at the University of Denver. However, because the entrance to the library is on the second floor, the 1st floor of the library is the "basement." a.k.a. the silent level.
1: You studying at home today?
2: No, lawbrary, silent level.
1: Ahhh, the library basement?
by XcvX16 December 05, 2011
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