bathtub warrior

usually a marine cadet or sea cadet who thinks they're better than everyone else and thinks that they're as good as an actual soldier when in fact they actually just splash around in the water,fall off boats and fail to dry capsize.
basically the equivalent to a puddle pirate but more commando and less sea cadet...

army cadet next to a river: oh look at that bathtub warrior, that twat cant even swim!

by aircadet101 September 8, 2019

Scrotal warrior

Someone who is trying to be a dick, but is so incompetent that they are mere nut sacks.

He tried the old standby of calling me gay, but when I called him a scrotal warrior, he shut the fuck up.

by Rosa Vernal December 9, 2008

grade warrior

One who fights with the teacher/professor for a better grade than they really got because their self-esteem must have gone down a notch.
One who believes grades are the only things that matter in this world.
One whose day/week is ruined by a bad grade.
One who handles realizing they are not as smart as they think they are poorly.

All the grade warriors in the class are going to see if they can get that question removed from the test since they all missed it.

She is going to talk to him about that question from the test. Why? She got a 95. She's a grade warrior!

by slychipmunk March 23, 2010

Zanku warrior

A person who can dance (usually one of west African decent), but tends to do these dances with unnecessary vigor and energy. They are always the ones dancing unprovoked, even when just walking down the stairs.

Kwame is a Zanku warrior, he tends to dance as if he is at gunpoint

by concernedluvr March 4, 2021

alphabet warrior

Similar to alphabet gang; a member of the LGBTQI+ community that cannot stop going on about the fact that they are who they are, under the false impression that anyone actually cares. You can usually identify alphabet warriors by their signature blue hair.

“Did you hear? We’re not allowed to say ‘gay’ without approval from the supreme council of alphabet warriors now”

by SwindlyDiddly May 12, 2023

SU warrior

An unserious student wastes their time going to SU instead of attending lectures

Was that Justin in SU again today? That foolish boy is a well-known SU warrior fr

by E1_22 February 7, 2022

board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.

Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.

by Carl Persson April 29, 2005