Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.

Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.

by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012

swarch

when a cow reminds you of a person

"Dude, swarch happened to me today. I thought of Faith."
"Seriously? Point me to the cow."

by THE A TEAM November 2, 2013

spyware

A fucking retarded program thats meant to steal PERSONAL information,fuck with you every single time you get on the Computer,and overall pisses you off.Its often developed by fat,low-lifed cunts who deserve to be beat over the head until they get a cold chill,then blackout and die.

FUCK SPYWARE,ITS ON MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

by fsdfsv June 12, 2011

swaray

Another name for party. Used in the 80's film "Weird Science".

Where's this swaray gonna be at gary?

by Obv Kory? April 8, 2007

soyware

Chinese version of spyware. Covers your computer in soy sauce when you're least expecting it.

"Don't download that, that's soyware - you'll never get the smell out."

by Zogger November 9, 2005

spyware

Spyware's definition has recently been added on with privacy-invading software - of which are called "parental controls".

Spyware invades your privacy, like this shit: SearchHelp.com.

by stevenbao July 27, 2006

swarf

a sweater/scarf combo; a scarf with sleeves.

She looks hot in that swarf.

by missjuicy88 February 26, 2010