spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 7, 2020

Spank sabbatical

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

Cathartic spanking

An emotional release through spanking or other form of punishment from a sub's Dominant.

She asked her Dom to give her a cathartic spanking, in order for her to release her frustrations and emotions.

by LittleGagDoll May 10, 2016

Pineapple spank

Lubed up hawaiin men beat your ass brutally with pineapples

Maui loves a good pineapple spank

by Totally not maui July 16, 2022

Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 May 8, 2011

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

Vag Spank

v; when one receives or gives a tap or smack on the female genital

Hey! Don't vag spank me!

by cutiepie2222 June 20, 2011