Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010

Sloppy Toppy

A common phrase used in Texas as a greeting.

"Hello! Welcome. Can I give you a sloppy toppy on this fine morning?"

by 6nodder6 July 15, 2020

Sloppy Steve

When a man / woman receives anal and attempts to take a shit during the process. The shit will squeeze out and form play doh like clumps in which the impaler plays with.

Dude do you smell how good we just sloppy steve'd?

by Captain Anal October 18, 2010

Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.

A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!

by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013

sloppy pocket

nother term for giny, vag, fanny, box ect

"he wants to get in her sloppy pocket"

by clit mcgee January 12, 2005

Sloppie-Toppie

-a dirty deep throat;

"baby gimme sloppie-toppie"

by juss.trill. January 3, 2015

sloppy bob

close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).

Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?

by Sloppybobtango June 2, 2009