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Ryan

A white, gay fatass who thinks playing soccer makes him cool
by somerandommexicanboi October 7, 2019
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Ryan

Ryans are normally blonde and are known by girls as "adorable". their relationships are best with girls named amber and the relationships last for a long time. ryans are sweet, funny, and are very fun to be around! their the life of the party! if your a ryan and you ever meet an amber you should deffinitly get to know her!
wow that guys so sweet and funny! HES SUCH A RYAN!
by kyra12335 November 10, 2010
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Ryan

He's a very sweet guy. He's got blue eyes like his momma and ambition like his daddy. You'll fall for his smile in an instant. He'll always be there for you. & if you're his girlfriend he'll tell you you're his angel and treat you like one too. He loves his family, football, and the beach. He rides motocross and his birthday is probably in the summertime. He's tan, tall, and fit. He gives the greatest hugs & you won't regret meeting him.
Ryan is probably the nicest guy I've ever met.
by his ex girlfriend. December 6, 2012
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Ryan

will always get you food and will run 52.65 miles to get a jacket, earphones, or blankets and pillows. likes to roast people even though he is roasting them for things he does #OopsISaidIt
Ryan: "Wow you lost your wallet again? You need to get your life together"
Friend #1: "Did I tell you Ryan lost his wallet?"
Friend who lost her wallet: "Omg!"
Ryan: "But that's different"
by walletgirl March 20, 2019
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Ryan

That guy who's pretty much as rad as it gets. Down to rave on days that end in -y. Proficient with the fidget spinner. Always has fresh memes on deck. Constantly yearns for the sickest monitor setup in all the land. Even his pets radiate an aura of overall coolness. If you know a Ryan, you know that a guy with this much style can make Han Solo look like Steve Urkel.
Person 1: Hey are you coming to my party on Saturday?
Person 2: I dunno brotato chip, is Ryan gonna be there?
Person 1: I dunno Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean; I haven't asked him yet.
Person 2: Man, you know the party doesn't start until Ryan shows up.
by liltree November 30, 2017
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Ryan

Ryan is the type of person who will like a girl named Mary but once he gets rejected he will say to himself “I thought we were gonna have sex...” and then cry in the corner for about 24 hours
Ryan: Mary will you be my girlfriend

Mary: Hell no brown ass beaner get your Walmart brand Michael Jackson looking ass out of here damn you ugly ass hell!

Ryan Pepe: Slowly flops down
by SugMyDig August 28, 2019
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Ryan

Copy’s everyone’s joke. Waffles about nothing anybody cares about.Short.SPOILT
Ahhhh he’s so annoying, it’s because he’s a Ryan
by IKilleddonaldtrump December 3, 2019
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