Rug Pull

When after 4 days of sitting on the sidelines you decide to join the stock market and buy a 0 DTE SPY 420 Call only to watch SPY plummet 7% initiating a circuit breaker 3 seconds after you click the buy button.

Drew: Damn I was hoping to turn my stimulus check into a brand new Tesla but JPOW decided to rug pull on me right as I got in

Mike: Well at least you can get a 4 piece chicken tender at Wendy's

by JPOW2024 November 11, 2020

rug tits

A word you make when you're really desperate to win at Scrabble

R.U.G.T.I.T.S....Rug tits, that's a word isn't it?

by Rugtits August 22, 2006

Rug Pirate

When you're having intercourse with a girl, you ejaculate in her eye. She then proceeds to hold one eye yelling, "arr!", whilst she hits the floor.

We were watching pirates of the carribean, when I gave her a Rug Pirate

by Josh May 23, 2004

turkish rug

a proper massive 70's style hairy minge, with tassels

"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped her turkish rug round me and rubbed me till i warmed up"

by moook July 23, 2006

snuff rug

a giant main of pubic hair that can expand to 5 inches in length along a persons genitals

Holy shit! Will's hair is like a fat jewish snuff rug!

by Undead Jew December 02, 2006

Cunt Rug

A beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and stitching. Ideal for the modern, hetrosexual man.

Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).

Person A: "Oh, hey, nice rug!"

Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"

Person A: "Nice!"

Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."

by thuggedout January 24, 2011

cock rug

The pubic hair that grows on the shaft of the penis.

John is such a cock rug!
Bill shaves his cock rug on a regular basis.

by moviewatcher25 September 18, 2007