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smurf plunge

Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
by smurfmaker February 8, 2014
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Angel Plunge

When you deflower a girl's asshole with your fist.
J: "Dude, Cait's a real freak. I did an angel plunge on her in bed last night."

R: "Whoa, bro. She's hella freaky then."
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018
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Plunging Toilet

When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet
I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"
by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Plunge

To be thrown violently from a height by a black male.
1: did you hear about the little kid who plunged over the railing in a mall food court?
2: Yeah apparently it was because the kid’s mom refused to buy him something.
by Theironquitter April 21, 2019
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Plung

to plung is to get with someone who you you know is in a committed relationship, if u do this you are a plunger
I dont care about his gf, ill just plung him
by wueeeva April 22, 2024
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Plumber plunged

When the girl is face down ass up. Reaches around with her hands using two fingers each to gape her vagina. The man while standing up fills her vagina with urine till over flowing. Then proceedes to insert his penis very aggressive ly into her vagina repeatedly causing splashes and if done correctly plunger noises
This girl said she was into water works so I plumber plunged her and made huge mess on her rug.
by Dick granet January 17, 2024
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