Get the pierre mug.Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.
Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact
Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?
Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!
Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?
Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!
Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?
Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!
Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?
Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!
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Hey Jean-Pierre looked absolutely edible today, would've eaten him up if I were brave enough to walk over to him.
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Get the pierre venne mug.The drama queen of Notre-Dame de Paris, also known as 'the Prince of Paris Streets'.
Knows the origin of the name 'Phoebus' and can easily recall from latin whatever you ask, but has no idea, how to communicate with women and live this life in general.
Just too innocent for this whole cruel world.
Knows the origin of the name 'Phoebus' and can easily recall from latin whatever you ask, but has no idea, how to communicate with women and live this life in general.
Just too innocent for this whole cruel world.
Pierre Gringoire:
Oh, with what pleasure I would drown if the water were not so cold!
- V. Hugo, 'Notre-Dame de Paris'.
Oh, with what pleasure I would drown if the water were not so cold!
- V. Hugo, 'Notre-Dame de Paris'.
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Get the Pierre Gringoire mug.A ugly, small man, fat and dumb as a snail, also called BIG G (Because Grand G)... He smells like OLD cheese and says things such as "C'est vrai que..." or "Shhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhhhhh" (with the smell), Also exprimate his joy by sounds like "Ouuhhe..." or "Uuuhhe..."
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