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pattema

- A woman who's beautiful from the inside-out.

- She speaks the truth.

- She entertains herself (and others) by acting like a dumb blonde; this is obvious to anyone with a brain because she's a foxy brunette.

- She's a lover (not a hater).

- She's only a bitch when losers approach her at bar, especially clubs.

- She's cool. It's that simple.

- You will only know that she is amazing if you are amazing.
You know that Pattema gal she's really something.
by Leon Davey July 2, 2014
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James potter

The best person to ever exists and is better than Snape in every possible way.
by Bianvq July 24, 2021
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Wisconsin Cheese Platter

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021
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Post-Potter Depression

The feeling one gets after completing the final book of the Harry Potter series, knowing that there is no more to the story and you have nothing left to look forward to anymore.
Man, I finished the Deathly Hallows and just sat around for days staring at it, wishing there was more...I think I've got Post-Potter Depression.
by Major Matt August 18, 2007
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harry potter vs twilight

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)
troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)
by semi456 November 27, 2010
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A Very Potter Musical

A musical from youtube sensation Starkidpotter. The show takes components from the Harry Potter series (written by JK Rowling) and features them in this massive play. All music is amazingly catchy. The fandom reaches out among tumblr, twitter, and facebook. Mostly tumblr. After watching this musical, you will have no choice but as to conclude it "supermegafoxyawesomehot"
Harry grabbed his firebolt and took to the sky. No way that year anyone one was going to die and it would be totally awesome.

(This is a written quote verion from A Very Potter Musical)
by FindersFTW August 1, 2010
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Pattar

1. Prehistoric Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants. The pink star fish dude.

2. Greatest man you ever meet.
Pattar! *cuddles*
by MBPD April 6, 2010
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