Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.

Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.

by gooblr March 26, 2024

Bongo

Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you, get you what you need, knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.

He Bongoed me swiftly into paying him extra.
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”

by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

Bongo

Washed up White trash

Look at this bongo !

by ykitsme March 18, 2019

Bongo Boi

A person that steals kidnaps people. After doing that, he keeps them inside his basement forcing them to write stories. He is the person that has the least to offer in a group while also being corrupt. He gets pretty bad scores in everything

OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A BONGO BOI! HE KIDNAPPED A WIZARD AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE A 500 PAGE STORY!

by Bongo Boi's servant April 6, 2020

Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean

“Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

“Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”

by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025