Mimi Flynnbag

A Mimi flynnbag is the giant amount of fat just above your hairdresser’s vagina that rubs against you the entire time you’re getting your haircut.

Dude I need a haircut so badly, but last time I did the woman who cut my hair did an awesome job. Problem is the entire time she was rubbing her mimi flynnbag all over me and I think she was doing it on purpose it was gross

by Mimisacow March 26, 2025

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Dope whore bbc bred mimi

To be bred by a multiple big black cocks (in excess of 50 or more)
While very high on a methamphetamine shot (intravenous)...
Feeling excessively horny and cannot control her self ...she would do ANYTHING if she was high enough literally ANYTHING...

Look at Dope whore bbc bred mimi in the gang part of town she knows what she wants...dirty fucking slut

by Juggalo_crack_bunn7 December 20, 2020

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the mimi

A painful handjob that involves getting an indian burn on one's penis. Usually performed in a bathroom of a bar by a girl that doesn't even realize there is a penis in her hand.

Dude, I haven't been able to wank for days after that bitch gave me the mimi!

by Mike the bartender July 2, 2011

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The MiMi

a person who is very self-involved and constantly talks about themselves, their likes, their hobbies etc. while never really listening or caring about anything the person they are talking to has to say unless it related to them (the mimi). This person absolutely despises talkative persons because she hates having to listen to other people and it takes up time that they (the mimi) could be using to talk about themselves.

Classic signs of the mimi are:

1) no eye contact while listening

2) someone who talks over you when they realize you're about to talk so that you shut up
3) someone who rambles on and on even though the person they are talking to is clearly not listening.

4) for some reason they tend to have names that have at least 3 vowels in them such as Monique, Shawana, Nicole, Alicia, Myerson, Melissa, Felicity

Ryan: Oh boy, here comes Niyla the mimi of the office. Once she starts talking, she never shuts up. She's the ultimate CB

Jason: CB? Cock Breath?

Ryan: haha Chatterbox} but yes that too

Jason: Run for the hills!

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo June 15, 2016

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flaming mimi

When you take a match out of a pack, you put the head of the match on the ignitor paper then with your pointer finger on the head you simutaniously light the head and flick the burning match at someone, usually a friend that just did something stupid.

Dont be an idiot jim or i will light your ass up with this flaming mimi.

by kaspergbc December 14, 2007

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