microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller August 30, 2015

microwave this pussy

two words that can get u wet

saud:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

khalid: microwave this pussy

by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson April 09, 2016

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 28, 2022

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 02, 2011

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021